I haven't really updated this with any drawings lately. I suppose I can put up a few now. XP It's just, I'm so lazy, I never finish anything. *rolls back into bed and sleeps all day*

Dear John,

I don't know how to say this, our romance is over I think I realised when your dog went crazy in woman-clothes, and I saw you sit on my pie, I'm sure you're frost-bited enough to understand that I'm a clone. I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your suicide-note as a memory.
You should know that I throw rocks at eskimos.

go to hell, neko...


Tag goes to who ever wants it.


Dear, -insert your partners name- (If you're single write John.)

I don't know how to say this,_1_.
I think I realised _2_ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

Tagged by Alamino

RULES

1. Post these rules.
2. Write 8 random facts: of thyself.
3. Post these things in a Journal/Blog.
4. In the end, tag and name 8 more people.
5. Go to their DA pages and comment saying that they are tagged.


1) I was going to say something, but I forget. I suppose that means I can just say I have a bad memory. But really, I was going to type something different here... ¬.¬

2) Even though I love to climb up stuff, I am afraid of heights. Yesterday, I just climbed up a tree... and nearly fell off.

3) I'm probably going to be sitting here for half an hour just trying to think of things to say... because i'm an idiot...

4) I am stalking my friend's brother. XD The fooling around kind of stalking, not actual "I'm going to rape you" stalking. DX

5) I have a pond in my backyard. So many fish have died and so many animals have drowned in it.

6) This really isn't about me, but my mother managed to melt a glass bowl in the microwave... I suppose my family is just destructive.

7) I love shiny things. XD

8) Last year in school, I would just always be singing to myself and Karin heard me and it annoyed her somewhat. No one would ever believe her. For some reason, no one ever heard me sing when I sang all the time. XD



Wow. I managed to finish. ... I really don't have anyone to tag... ¬.¬

Tag.

TAGGING RULES:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person should post 8 aleatory facts of themselves.
3. Tagged people should write a Journal\Blog about these facts.
4. In the end, tag and name 8 more people.
5. Go to their DA pages and comment saying that they are tagged and hugged

1) I have no idea what aleatory means...
2) Should I say that sometimes I have a dirty mind?
3) Maybe even mention I'm very slightly bi?
4) Atheist...
5) I want to die by falling from some great height like an airplane or something.
6) I want my corpse-what ever is left of it-to be burned to ashes.
7) I broke my left arm before. I really wish I was/could be ambidextrous. TT^TT
8) I live a life embedded in lies. Are they lies? Or are they just unintentional impulse? I unno.

I tag, celestialkadis, and silverrosealchemist...

Today was my birthday. For some reason I didn't feel like sleeping last night. And no, I'm not the type of person who will stay up cause they get excited. And I wasn't excited anyways. Infact, last night I was bored. I stayed up till 4. A lot of the time I was drawing. Too many people where here today. Now I'm tired. -_- I guess I should mension my wonderful present! I got a Kon plushie!!! Weee!!!! And money. That's a good thing too. Ironicly my sister, who shares the exact same b-day as me, is a friend of my friend's bigger sister also. And they both got me the same card too. There is something not quite right there. Now since my cousin just fixed the problem with my computer, I can now go and play Diablo 2. Yay. >^^< Now my rant shall end. Oh, I forgot my saying.

Yay. happy b-day for me. one less year to live.

(*whispers* just for kanami-chan, nya. >^^< )